Across
- 7. Tiny hay-filled seat used once for decor and then lives in your garage forever.
- 8. Classic fall phrase muttered when stepping outside and immediately regretting your outfit choice.
- 9. What you pretend to love for likes but secretly think tastes Hobby Lobby.
Down
- 1. That person who already has a Christmas playlist ready in October.
- 2. Emotion felt after carving a pumpkin for 2 hours and it rots in 3 days.
- 3. Obsessive fall decorator’s weapon of choice — smells like cinnamon and mass consumerism.
- 4. What your car windshield is covered in at 8 a.m. — nature’s glitter.
- 5. Annual excuse to wear flannel, drink coffee, and pretend to enjoy raking.
- 6. The thing you trip over while pretending to frolic through leaves.
- 10. Classic fall symptom you claim is “just allergies”.