Across
- 3. The other New Vegas
- 4. Your 18 karat run of bad luck
- 6. Master of the Hounds
- 9. Second Place in the lottery
- 11. Capitalistic egotist
- 12. "I won the lottery!"
- 13. World's dumbest idiot
- 14. Gunslingin' robo heartthrob of the Mojave
Down
- 1. Stay off chems kids
- 2. World's smartest idiot
- 5. Gay icon
- 7. A very dumb conman
- 8. Nerd emoji
- 9. Rigged from the start
- 10. Is that Danny Trejo??