Across
- 3. This person’s signature moves include testing patience at the dinner table and a dance that would make Travis Hunter proud,
- 5. known for creative pronunciations—especially when saying ‘Livernois’,
- 6. Ever since the Phoenix house saga, her face’s been more myth than reality—if only her online $1000 plea for Dad explained the mystery,
- 11. hough vintage in years, she’s rarely seen without her sidekicks Myles and Katie B—and somehow, I always seem to outgrow her style,
- 12. A world-class waterworks champion—if there’s a reason to cry, he’ll find it,
- 13. Splitting time between the classroom and Roblox lobbies—this newcomer to school has priorities figured out,
- 14. Master chef, household CEO, and the family’s personal superhero,
- 17. Thrives on TikTok fame, but when it comes to football… let’s just say the algorithm favors him more than the field,
- 18. His comedy career peaks with one legendary tale—Uncle Baconator, the joke that never gets old,
- 19. A Wisconsin native who’s mastered the art of ‘don’tcha know’—though her kids seem to run the show,
- 20. jr.- A master of the kitchen and, apparently, the bathroom—this so-called ‘professional’ might also be losing more than just time in there,
- 22. Half TikTok star, half innocent bystander—this cousin might need a GPS to find the right path,
- 24. So basic, she blends in with the background—good luck spotting her,
- 25. jr.- A college grad shrouded in mystery—his achievements are as hidden as a secret bun,
- 27. Her ideas may not be the brightest, but her signature ‘bun’ is always on point,
- 29. Kiss, hug, and pound, fellas!’—all while keeping the camera rolling on his kids’ every move,
- 30. Legend has it, this genius architect of letters is also the family’s undeniable favorite,
- 31. Never spotted in real life, but according to Mom, he’s basically Brandon Blackwood’s twin,
Down
- 1. Always in his older brother’s shadow, his bun does all the talking for this low-key family member,
- 2. sr.- Armed with dad jokes older than time, a lawnmower that doubles as a jet engine, and a face made for comedy—who could it be?,
- 4. Ever the travel guru, this one insists on a ‘double deserts’ check and a timely flight—missing it is simply not an option,
- 7. A proud Gen Alpha representative—embracing the weird, one takeover at a time,
- 8. Claims the weight loss was all her doing—Ozempic might have a different story to tell,
- 9. Following in Katelyn’s footsteps—just waiting for the final reveal,
- 10. Once a mere mortal, now a Notre Dame disciple, always on the move—if your phone rings at 9 PM, you already know who it is,
- 15. This history buff prefers his colonizers supersized and his jokes… well, let’s just say the silence speaks volumes,
- 16. Born and raised in the land of mate and fútbol—this family member is Uruguay’s proudest creation,
- 21. sr.- So elusive, not even a photo exists—only Auntie Ruby swears she remembers him,
- 23. Earned a doctorate and a girlfriend—what more is there to say?,
- 24. The roads tremble in fear, curbs beware—this driver’s vision adds a thrill to every trip,
- 26. Known for leading certain cousins astray—this person’s influence is as questionable as their intentions,
- 28. This family member repeats their signature phrase and always calls Dad ‘Pooh Bear’,
