Family Crossword

2. Devan tried to eat birthday _______ but then spit them out in Dad’s hand on his birthday
5. “UH UH UH!!!” “Mom the pigeons won’t understand that” “Well they might, it’s ______”
6. Watch out mom is going to pee herself
8. Devan’s favorite phrase is “This is _______”
11. Mom’s favorite child
14. Who thought the name of our frogs were Philip and Sally when they were actually Led Zeppelin and pluto?
16. Dad _____ the bouncy pillow meant for kids while drunk
17. Dad broke Devan’s brand new princess ______
20. Dad loves Tom ____ more than the family
21. Fat guy in a ____ jacket
24. Traveling with a _______ always means something will go wrong
28. is about to be sent to the glue factory if she doesn’t stop annoying mom
29. Dad has the most _______ feet in the house

1. _______ Has cried during the Grinch, the Greatest Showman, and of course at a gum commercial
3. The name of everyone in France
4. Highest screen time award goes to…
7. Devan used to dress like a ______
8. PJ is the _____ Slim Shady
9. Something Mom has never said “Let’s _____”
10. just wants to pee in peace
12. _____ threw Lena’s bike over a fence and left her there
13. Trooper needs to work on his ______
15. Dad’s favorite Christmas song
18. Dad’s favorite question to ask when we are _______, “What you got there?”
19. What does Lena claim she “broke” our first year here
22. Dad thought that he could be a ______ vegan
23. If Pj was lost in a foreign city we would probably find him ________
25. Mom thinks the whole _____ revolves around her
26. Pj never answers his ______
27. Lena ______ uses/eats something that mom was saving