Across
- 4. Character from discworld novels
- 7. Highest mountain in Africa
- 8. Port city in Colombia, featured in Romancing the Stone
- 10. Seventh planet from the sun
- 11. Wanted to be a real boy
- 13. Antagonist in the Harry Potter novels
- 15. Landscape depicting rural life by Constable
- 17. Rope used to subdue cattle
- 20. French artist famous for portraying ballet dancers
- 21. Mid-Atlantic islands off the coast of Portugal
- 23. Sail used to maximize speed
- 25. Fictional (one hopes) monster who eats children
- 26. Italian ice cream
Down
- 1. Extremely luminous active galactic nucleus (Rimmer didn't know what this was either)
- 2. Term used for an alien being
- 3. Author of the Time Machine
- 5. Traditional cake eaten at Easter
- 6. Breed of scent dog bred for hunting but happier to sleep on the sofa.
- 9. Aircraft which dropped 'little boy' on Hiroshima
- 12. Toothed whale
- 14. Disney film, 1940
- 16. Nine in Roman numerals
- 18. Measurement equal to two regular champagne bottles
- 19. Animal featured in a William Blake poem
- 22. Term used in Haitian folklore for a reanimated person
- 24. Alpine form of singing