Across
- 2. The true GOAT (of hoops and sneaker sales)
- 3. Released "her" version of songs, but aren't they all "her" version?
- 6. Mars' first real estate magnate
- 7. Wearer of the largest hat in the world, also the first of his position from the western hemisphere
- 9. does all his own stunts, member of a cult
- 11. Love him or hate him, he has a yuuuuge personality
- 13. Pirate/chocolatier/scissorphile who also won some kind of legal dispute recently
- 14. bald dude who will bring anything to your door
- 15. "My fellow Americans..."
- 16. He knows what you had for breakfast this morning
Down
- 1. High-ranking politician from a fake state
- 4. I don't keep up with them and neither should you (no judgement though)
- 5. balding false-GOAT of a foolish NBA generation
- 8. Rapper who has dabbled in good music, bad music, Christian music, and "fashion"
- 10. You get a car! You get a car! YOU get a car! (Does anyone remember this meme?)
- 12. man of stone in every jungle-based movie