Across
- 1. Won't you be my neighbor? (Said by Mister ____)
- 4. POW! Right in the kisser! (Said by Al ____)
- 6. Baby you're the greatest (Said by Ralph ____)
- 7. Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars (Said by Groucho ____)
- 11. Kids say the darndest things (Said by Art ____)
- 14. A really big shew (Said by ____)
Down
- 2. To the moon Alice! (Said by ____)
- 3. And that's the way it is (Said by Walter ____)
- 5. It's Saturday Night Live! (Announced by Don ____)
- 7. Just the facts ma'am (Said by ____)
- 8. What's up Doc? (Said by Bugs ____)
- 9. Smile! You're on Candid Camera (Said by Allen ____)
- 10. I Love Lucy star Lucille ____
- 12. Waaaaah! (Cried by ____)
- 13. Lucy you got some splainin to do! (Said by ____)