Across
- 2. China used to be
- 3. loud explosive sounds, or an informal name for dad
- 7. ____ You Later!
- 12. A certain type of Nuts
- 13. Every weekday at 3, it's time to get angry with...
- 15. Both pest control and the Daleks aim to
- 16. percent in which you love your kids, equally
- 17. A famous father of the pizza industry
- 18. "I swear it's not trashy reality TV!"
Down
- 1. A collectible figurine, or a descriptor of a certain Gildens appearance
- 4. I am naming my first-born after this person
- 5. He is unaware of both personal space and the dangers of touching things without gloves
- 6. We all know he's in love with 5-down
- 8. The most dangerous mode of transport for a Gilden
- 9. The Worst Kind of Soup
- 10. *America sounds*
- 11. The BEST couch companion
- 14. A Founding Father, and Third President of the U.S