Across
- 2. I think his surname is Dutch
- 4. Knows everything there is to know about 1960s British rock, but apparently not a lot else
- 6. Confidently provided incorrect trivia answers like Muay Thai, Kaley Cuoco, and the Classic Cards Museum
- 7. Has unbridled enthusiasm
- 11. If you survived this shipwreck 50 miles off the coast of Nantucket Island, your experience would pale in comparison to the life of George Costanza
- 13. Lover of parades, top of her class, and the first dog to win dad over
- 14. Think airport rides, poor posture, liberal, and loves to see your teams lose for some reason
- 16. Lines everything up in alphabetical and rainbow order
Down
- 1. Former owner of D Street Bar and common topic of a post Little League practice debrief at the Patek family dinner table
- 3. George has to confirm his hand wouldn’t get stuck in her hair and that her cheeks have a pinkish hue
- 5. CP, according to Luca, Johnny, and many of her nieces and nephews
- 8. “Circle of Trust (No _)”
- 9. Conservative, obese neighbor who would leave his wife to marry mom
- 10. He firmly believes soup is not a meal
- 12. Talks and laughs loudly while trivia questions are being read
- 15. The only lawyer we like to have around