Across
- 3. 3.75-inch militia action figure brand of the 80s
- 4. Frequently stocked beer brand in stubby bottles
- 5. Last name of Alan’s best “Stinky” friend growing up
- 7. First name of the real father of the sweet but misguided girl across the street
- 8. A great brand for a DIY home brew
- 9. Something that wouldn’t last long in the fridge after Sunday dinner at Baba/Grandpa’s
- 11. Miniature figures Alan collected
- 13. Kim Shaen’s sister’s first name
- 16. Core structure of the basement bar
- 17. Manufacturer of the basement stereo CD carousel
- 22. Family name living three doors north of Bernardin’s
- 23. Clique Jason associated with (metal, long hair, leather)
- 25. Game tied to Harv’s nickname (and invisible bunny reference)
- 26. Football maneuver Alan endured from his math teacher
- 27. Cartoon staple of early Saturday mornings
- 29. Instrument Alan played in band
- 30. Miniature figures Jan collected
- 31. Body modification Alan did without permission
Down
- 1. Number of CDs held in the basement stereo carousel
- 2. Diet system Jan used based on points
- 4. Game requiring steady hands to remove small plastic bones
- 6. Type of barge floated down the Assiniboine
- 10. High school teacher who educated multiple generations of Fetts
- 12. Late-70s movie used to test the wired pause remote for action stills
- 14. Hide-and-seek game played by neighborhood kids
- 15. Type of gloves Jan had to hide from the boys
- 18. Vegetable Alan’s desired doll was not actually made from
- 19. Christmas gift that caused immediate chaos
- 20. Instrument Jason played in band
- 21. Candy that came in book format at Christmas
- 24. Vintage Japanese pinball machine in the basement
- 28. Family game that challenged drawing skills