Figurative language

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Across
  1. 3. I have Van Gogh's ear for music
  2. 4. Jocelyn eyes flashed with all the excitement of a pig sneaking into a fat farm.
  3. 6. In the distance a wild McDonald stalks its pray
  4. 8. Garrett gets to gibber Gibble-gabble with Greta Gerwig
  5. 9. Kierstin says money talks but hers just waves goodbye
Down
  1. 1. eyes wide shut
  2. 2. Kale singing voice sounds like a cat in a blender
  3. 5. Bang
  4. 7. Im Juliet to your Romeo