Finish the Faucet Headline Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. With the Replacement of Suzanne Fortier with Principal Deep Saini and King Charles’s ________, the Patriarchy officially Returns Back to its Rightful Rule.
  2. 5. Gay Village Sees Massive Spike in Immigration after ________ Anti-Homosexuality Bill Makes the African Nation’s Villages a Whole Lot Less Gay
  3. 7. With the Massive Success of ______ Glorifying Mass Acts of Violence, McGill Covers up Unmarked Graves at Royal Victoria with Sparkles and Rainbows
  4. 9. With the Rise of Tensions in _______, Nikola Jokic’s NBA Championship becomes only Second Biggest Moment for Serbians Beating Minorities this Year.
Down
  1. 1. While ________ Rises and Various International Banks Fail, McGill Laughs as their Investments Remain Safe in the Hands of Saudi Oil Moguls.
  2. 3. Recents Reports show ________ Passengers died Almost as Fast as Man’s Chance with Woman after Saying he Studies Finance at Desautels
  3. 4. New McGillians mistake the Constant Aroma of chain-smoked cigarettes for Quebec ________ smoke.
  4. 6. McGillians Hopeful that Ongoing _______ Strikes will Inspire the McGill Daily into doing the Same Indefinitely.
  5. 8. Quebec Considers Adopting the New American Ban on ________ Action as “It looks less racist than Bill 21, but just as effective”