Across
- 4. Where do you imprison a skeleton? (3,4)
- 5. When you get shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower? (4,5)
- 6. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice … (6)
- 7. If you send your baby to the army, it will end up in the … (8)
- 9. What happened to the boy who tried to catch the fog? (2,4)
- 11. according to a joke, what are lecturers? (9)
- 14. What is working in a shoe recycling factory like? (4,10)
- 17. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a … (6)
- 19. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (5,6)
- 20. What's brown and sticky? (5)
- 23. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a … (9)
- 24. Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't … (8)
- 25. The result of the race between two silk worms (3)
- 26. What happened about the kidnapping at school? (4,2)
- 27. What do you do with a sick chemist? (6)
Down
- 1. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? It was … in the heat. (5)
- 2. Why does Peter Pan always fly? (9)
- 3. What do you call a laughing motorcycle? (8)
- 5. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table (3,10)
- 8. How many apples grow on a tree? (3)
- 10. What usually gets turned on when you’re naked in the bathroom? (6)
- 12. Which phrase does William dislike since joining the army? (4,2,4)
- 13. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? (11)
- 15. What sort of organisation is atheism? (3-7)
- 16. What do you call the medical condition where your feet go to sleep? (4,4)
- 18. Difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? (1,4)
- 21. Which prize did the person who invented the door knock win (2-4)
- 22. What is expensive Velcro? (3-3)