Across
- 3. 18,000 PEOPLE ARE HURT BY THESE MEANIES EVERY YEAR!
- 7. REPORTED AS SMOKE, MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE
- 9. HIGH LIFE HAZARD (SAVE THE SANDWICH ARTISTS!)
- 10. CONSIDERED ENTRAPMENT UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE
- 13. PRETTY SUSPICIOUS RESTRICTION
- 15. PATIENTS ARE IN CARDIAC ARREST UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE
- 16. IF OPTIMUS PRIME CATCHES FIRE, BEWARE OF LEAKING PCB
- 18. MUST BE SPONTANEOUSLY PROVIDED
- 23. 1975 HORROR FILM-OF-LIFE
- 24. CAN BECOME BUOYANT IN 2 FEET OF WATER OR LESS
- 26. ALWAYS ASSUME VALID UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE
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- 1. MAY BECOME A PROJECTILE WHEN HEATED
- 2. ALWAYS ASSUME A SECONDARY ONE IS PRESENT
- 4. DONT GO THERE GIRLFRIEND!
- 5. LARGE FUEL/FIRE LOAD VEHICLE
- 6. SURPRISINGLY KILLS MORE FISHERMAN THAN GOLFERS EVERY YEAR
- 8. PREPARE TO DO THIS IF THE FIRE CANT BE CONTROLLED
- 11. THIRD LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH IN THE HOME
- 12. FOLLOW CAPT. SMITH'S LEAD AND STAY WITH THE BOAT IF THIS HAPPENS
- 14. GEORGE W. BUSH COULDN'T PRONOUNCE THIS HAZMAT SITUATION
- 17. GAS (NO, NOT THAT KIND) IN THE RIVER, GO HERE!
- 19. CARS CAN SINK IN AS LITTLE AS
- 20. STINKS TO US BUT NATURALLY ODORLESS
- 21. ONCE YOUR OUT...
- 22. TERRIBLE WAITRESS/TYPE OF ELEVATOR
- 25. SOMEONE IS COOKIN' SOME ILLEGAL DRUGS, I CAN SMELL IT!