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Across
  1. 2. Hobbies: strange things in backyard, wholesome advice
  2. 5. Female sheep
  3. 8. Aquatic bastards
  4. 9. Worst sitcom character in history
  5. 12. Suzanne C._______
  6. 14. A home, or a type of cheese
  7. 17. Casino city with an airport
  8. 18. "Most populous country in Europe" (eyeroll)
  9. 21. May or may not be a planet
  10. 23. Citrus refresher
  11. 25. Southern "soda"
  12. 27. Exotic boat's name, or Meadows
  13. 28. Anna's supplemental need
  14. 29. Flathead
  15. 30. Retro video store
  16. 31. Foreign kid from ???
Down
  1. 1. The lives on a cat
  2. 3. Morning is to night as ____ is to dusk
  3. 4. Capitol = Columbus
  4. 6. H2O
  5. 7. Meadow's Aprile
  6. 10. Dinosaur, abbreviated
  7. 11. Hat that's been sat on
  8. 13. Detroit's wildcat
  9. 15. "Why you throw my ____ like that for?"
  10. 16. Poorly-dressed mobster
  11. 18. Toronto basketball team
  12. 19. Grand Canyon river
  13. 20. Mr. Borland
  14. 22. Lounging furniture
  15. 24. "That's ____ of that!"
  16. 26. Herb on the porch
  17. 27. Trent's name for everyone
  18. 30. Baseball stick, or nocturnal creature
  19. 31. Madison's LLV