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Across
  1. 3. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd _____ each other up. (5)
  2. 4. I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really _______ me. (7)
  3. 6. Never do Meth without tea. It's kind of ___. (3)
  4. 8. When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a __________. (10)
  5. 10. Why didn't the melons get _______? Because they cantaloupe. (7)
  6. 12. I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter _____, though. (5)
  7. 13. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to ______ it. (6)
  8. 16. What does an angry pepper do? It gets ________ your face. (8)
  9. 17. Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu. You get what you _______. (7)
  10. 18. What part of dinner time makes you the most sleepy? A ______. (6)
Down
  1. 1. A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the _________. (9)
  2. 2. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve ____ here." (4)
  3. 5. SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m ___?” (3)
  4. 7. What do you call a fake noodle? An _______. (7)
  5. 9. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth _____. (5)
  6. 11. What kind of car does an ___ drive? A yolkswagen. (3)
  7. 14. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a ____. (4)
  8. 15. "Why you should knock on fridge before opening it? Because there could be a salad ________. (8)"
  9. 16. What do you call strawberries playing the gutair? A ___ session. (3)
  10. 19. What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's ___ Corn? (3)