Across
- 2. Most assists in PL history
- 4. Current MOTD pundit
- 5. Brazilian false 9 signed from Hoffenheim
- 7. "The mere mention of this name gets me mad"
- 10. Highest scoring defender in ucl history
- 11. Fastest ever PL goal
- 13. Has played with both Ronaldo and Messi
- 15. "Yeah course"
- 18. Latest ever PL goal
- 19. Famous for his bright pink hair
- 22. Only current England player never to have played in the PL
- 25. Emergency loan signing by Liverpool in 20/21
- 26. Most relegations out of all current PL players
- 27. Once licked raw chicken
- 28. Most consecutive PL appearances
- 30. Played a small role in the German Monster University
Down
- 1. Current crystal palace captain
- 3. Last player to score in a ucl final he would lose in
- 6. Famous for letting a Dempsey longshot sneak under his gloves at WC 2010
- 8. Missed his penalty for Chelsea after Terry, spelling defeat in the 2008 UCL final
- 9. Appeared in a pizza hut advert with a bag over his head
- 12. Known as 'Batman' by his fans
- 14. Once scored off a beach ball
- 16. Youngest player to score an og at the euros
- 17. Highest combined fee in football history
- 18. Youngest ucl scorer since 2000
- 19. "Why always me?"
- 20. First African to win the Ballon D'Or
- 21. "Casse la démarche comme _____ "
- 23. Only player to have won the Puskas in a losing game
- 24. Has never not won the league
- 29. Scored equaliser in 2014 ucl final