For Andrew

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Across
  1. 3. This Southeast Asian country crumps.
  2. 5. The sketchiest state in the Union.
  3. 8. This Argentine footballer loved Coca Cola, aka Coke
Down
  1. 1. This man claimed to be a journalist from Kazakhstan.
  2. 2. UGGH I just grew some _____!
  3. 4. _______ of Rehayem!
  4. 6. This guy scores mad goals.
  5. 7. Something you do to blow off steam.