Across
- 1. The highest housemate (6)
- 4. Find hidden words (7)
- 5. Evil Plumber (7)
- 7. Moves in an L shape (6)
- 9. The gem of Tyneside (4)
- 10. Evil corporation rivalling Pierre's (4)
- 11. A bad vacuum cleaner review (5)
- 14. Who killed Laura Palmer? (3)
- 16. Thomas' favourite film (19)
- 19. No they're not open (6,5)
- 20. Drag someone to court (5,5)
- 24. A friendly werewolf greeting (4)
- 25. A good vacuum cleaner review (5)
- 26. 4 Legged creature from Alien (1979) (6)
- 27. Caramel's favourite music band (3,7)
- 28. Loves Peach (5)
- 29. ___ _____ Little Thief (3,5)
- 33. A city that is very often full of sun (12)
- 35. Eva's guilty pleasure (4,6)
Down
- 2. Evergreen conifer species in the pine family (7,4)
- 3. Voices a homicidal tattoo (5,6)
- 6. A public diary (9)
- 8. Purgatory (7)
- 9. The worst/best Mario Kart track (7,4)
- 12. How many times has Eva failed her driving test? (5)
- 13. She loves him like a dog (5)
- 15. Nearly done (4)
- 17. Agent Mulder's first name (3)
- 18. A horror film that Eva does not have (8)
- 20. North East Church that sits over 52,000 (2,5,4)
- 21. Wrong car why? (4,3,3)
- 22. Michael Cera's favourite birds (7)
- 23. A pointless exercise (9)
- 30. Victim of hot wings (6)
- 31. The amount of furious males (6)
- 32. A sexy tennis competitor (10)
- 34. A very good boy (6)