Across
- 4. Have no soul
- 7. "It's half empty"
- 9. The most creative, most intelligent, wittiest, (conceited too, apparently) student
- 10. God's gift to office stationary; my vice
- 11. Et tu, _?
- 14. Where planes and ships (supposedly) go to disappear
- 17. Buddy says you sit here
- 19. Phone home
- 20. What Heather prefers to crosswords
- 21. Casino's token waster
Down
- 1. Tiny land octopus
- 2. What isn't left
- 3. Pulsing through adolescent bodies
- 5. Failed child-taming method
- 6. His pants are on fire
- 8. Death by Nobel Prize-winning discovery, her name is _
- 12. Author's clogged creativity
- 13. They often whistle (Remember this?)
- 15. Number 79 on Mendeleev's magnum opus
- 16. Heterosexual life partners with Conan Doyle's creation
- 18. Don't drink that, it's _!
- 22. Valley girl's battle cry