Across
- 2. Small bird, big dgaf vibes
- 3. Cookie Dream Babo, initially
- 8. Stupid American take on 15-Across
- 9. Spinning ride where Jack felt in control
- 13. A ghostly monarch
- 14. Where Diana Taurasi started her journey to being the 34-Across (abr.)
- 15. Beer style created during Her Majesty's Empire (abr.)
- 18. Obscure 90's band; also storage for 23-Down in my house
- 22. Height-boosting tool absent from my house
- 24. Overnight person with whom "I'm too short" became a refrain
- 26. State where one might attend Spoleto (abr.)
- 27. Where we might stay in ME
- 29. The third letter in 34-Across stands for this
- 30. Rum, g. beer, lime
- 31. I'll take their seaweed scent any time (abr.)
- 32. Brady's old team, abbreviated
- 34. More important than Tom Brady: with "the," this is what Diana Taurasi is known as
Down
- 1. Graveyard kind of gold?
- 4. (Artificially) tiny tree
- 5. _____ Zone, RIP
- 6. Casey's business venture
- 7. The Retail Store That Shall Not Be Named (but will be abbreviated)
- 9. Gemini/Cancer, or Cancer/Leo, for example
- 10. You look for the lowest to drink (abr.)
- 11. The most English-speaking of the overnight guys at the Retail Store That Shall Not Be Named
- 12. The least tall Golden Girl
- 16. Plant that has no roots or flowers and stays low to where it grows
- 17. Where Diana Taurasi played in the off-season, because it is a long road to $ parity in sports
- 19. Cahzay's cat, or a necessity for onigiri
- 20. Also known as a bubble
- 21. The shortest Super Mario hero
- 23. The shortest kind of candle
- 25. Peasant food that abbreviates to the same as a musical style
- 28. Where Diana Taurasi earned 34-Across status (abr.)
- 31. Brady's new team, abbreviated
- 33. 14-Across's first breakout star in the 90's
