Across
- 4. Bishop of a major diocese
- 6. Actress Symone who played the youngest Cosby
- 9. Standardized test taken at Hogwarts
- 10. Old codger
- 11. Singer who once dated Lance Armstrong and evidently likes drinking beer on Tuesdays by giant carwashes
- 12. Holy sidekick, Batman!
- 13. Soap brand that appropriately does not test on animals
- 14. Basketball player "Larry Legend"
- 15. Song in which Wilco asks you to "Remember to remember me, standing still in your past, floating fast"
Down
- 1. Vegas hotel bedecked in pink neon
- 2. Two under par
- 3. Sexy KGB agent
- 5. Family name of Atticus and Scout
- 7. Pop-culture obsessed offshoot of New York magazine
- 8. Only FBI agent who was ever a match for Lecter
- 10. Fictional Seattle psychologist
- 16. The five D's of dodgeball: "Dodge, ______, dip, dive, and dodge!"