Across
- 3. an eight-grade english class
- 4. a unit measurement equal to 190 centimeters and still growing
- 6. loyalty with an "f"
- 12. an excellent idea
- 16. a way to improve on the human condition
- 17. the good old days
- 18. a gentle man of the old school, before they tore it down
- 19. an adventure in which you have to use your imagination
- 20. a unit of measurement equal to 70 centimeters
- 22. a finger-powered computer
- 24. rhymes with bright and fight and right
- 26. what you taste when you bite into an orange
- 27. talking on paper
- 29. to defeat in battle, preferably with dragons
- 31. a joke made by a jock
- 32. splendid, close to perfect
- 33. a mechanical entity, sometimes endowed with human characteristics
- 35. millions of septillions
- 38. another name for Blade
- 39. a human sauropod
- 42. the past, from the female point of view
- 43. a sweet lady of light
- 44. the zing in an orange
- 46. out of this world
- 48. what you do before zag
- 54. beaming up into books
- 55. Max's shoe size
- 57. one who hates books
- 58. Max's handwriting
- 60. unit of energy needed to move a gram one centimeter per second per second
- 61. cool, excellent, what the Fair Gwen calls "far-out"
- 62. shoes big enough to fit Maxwell Kane
- 63. where they keep the truth serum, and the magic carpets
- 64. Grim's word for nonsense
Down
- 1. a measure of energy equal to ten million ergs
- 2. a sword with magic powers
- 5. one who can sneeze a hot dog through his nose
- 7. what Webster invented, Kevin perfected
- 8. another word for falling down
- 9. the meaner your face, the worse your demeanor
- 10. another word for earthling
- 11. a seed plant in your head
- 13. small, irritating children, also known as rug rats
- 14. more than a billion, less then a quintillion
- 15. an improbable, imperfect creature
- 21. more than a quadrillion, less then a septillion
- 23. what matters to energy
- 25. whatever you want more of
- 28. billions of billions
- 30. a type of insect never found in Kevin's pants
- 34. a place that always lies over the next horizon
- 36. millions and millions
- 37. you have nothing to fear but math itself
- 40. so exciting it makes you vibrate
- 41. a four-letter word for Max in a bad mood
- 45. a person who chases after windblown hats
- 47. a measure of energy equal to one dyne per centimeter
- 48. what you do after you zig
- 49. the past, from the male point of view
- 50. one-billionth word of a second
- 51. a toxic waste of time
- 52. what Grim says when surprised
- 53. a know-it-all
- 56. a horse who makes a point
- 59. another word for blockhead
- 60. another word for Max and Kevin