freak's dictionary

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Across
  1. 4. a finger-powered computer
  2. 7. to expel hot air in the form of words
  3. 8. a way to improve on the human condition
  4. 9. what the aardvark says when it eats ants
  5. 10. shoes big enough to fit Maxwell Kane
  6. 12. a four-letter word for truth serum
  7. 13. maths with a rock-ā€˜n’-rock beat
  8. 14. a source of knowledge, fun, and rude jokes
Down
  1. 1. a muscle that improves with exercise
  2. 2. a silly-looking creature that eats ants
  3. 3. who can sneeze a hot dog through his nose
  4. 5. the horizontal truth
  5. 6. LIE, ignorance is bliss
  6. 11. what Sherlock Holmes said to dr Watson about where the food disappeared