Freak's Dictionary Crossoword Puzzle

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Across
  1. 3. A way to improve on the human condition.
  2. 6. Another name for Blade.
  3. 8. A sweet lady of light
  4. 9. The past, from the male point of view.
  5. 10. A muscle that improves with exercise.
  6. 12. A big word for mechanical bird.
  7. 14. Whatever you want more of.
Down
  1. 1. a four-letter word for Max in a bad mood.
  2. 2. What you do before you zag.
  3. 3. One who can sneeze a hot dog through his nose.
  4. 4. A gentleman of the old school, before they tore it down
  5. 5. What you do after you zig.
  6. 7. A silly-looking creature that eats ants.
  7. 11. A source of knowledge, fun, and rude jokes.
  8. 13. A word used by people with small minds.