Across
- 1. The only profitable division of this company is its Complaints division
- 3. Creation of which has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move
- 5. Frequently inaccurate
- 8. Never leave home without one
- 9. Worst poetry in the universe
- 13. Really amazingly together guy
- 15. It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems with these
- 16. Planetary coastline designer responisble for the fjords in Norway
- 20. Galactic President
- 21. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it
- 22. Mostly harmless
- 23. Heat of gold shipboard computer
Down
- 1. Vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big
- 2. Publisher of the Guide
- 4. The restaurant at the end of the universe
- 6. The result of an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine
- 7. What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- 10. Paranoid android
- 11. Former space pirate, also ran for president
- 12. A liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
- 14. Writer of a philisopical blockbuster trillogy
- 17. An alien from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse
- 18. The final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God
- 19. Pocket-sprung lifeform from Sqornshellous Zeta