Across
- 3. This person's current name relates to blackberries. Their previous alias relates to blueberries.
- 5. *2 down* once hypothetically insulted this person with "Even your existence is unoriginal."
- 7. Known to be in a constant state of either watching Bluey or dying of laughter.
- 8. Once gave *1 down* a matching keychain in 3rd grade. The whereabouts of both halves are unknown.
- 10. This person was bought The Eras Tour movie for their 14th birthday.
- 11. "Sweet Caroline, bom, bom, bom..." This person is now mad.
- 12. Known to make short and sporadic guest appearances on the hit channel "Water you doing today?"
Down
- 1. The mastermind behind this crossword.
- 2. "Joline, Joline, Joline, JOLINEEEE" This person is now mad.
- 4. Secretly short, the stripes just make him look taller.
- 6. Not much is known about this entity.
- 9. Was in an AHG troop with *1 down* when very young.