Across
- 6. Easily the most pregnant person here
- 7. Will be the first police feline officer
- 10. A police officer with the mustache of a fireman
- 11. Our barista, probably wearing cowboy boots
- 13. He files fat tax returns wearing skinny jeans
- 14. A cup of coffee
- 15. Farts even louder than he laughs
Down
- 1. The inventor of “Pics or it didn’t happen”
- 2. Aspiring doula, shares the name of a famous singer
- 3. Probably won't ask you about your day
- 4. Needs a sweet treat after every meal
- 5. Works at Parkway but he might get confused as a student
- 8. Will save your life, more likely to save your soul
- 9. The Tom Brady of Parkway Christian
- 12. Probably wearing your Grandad’s clothes (and looks incredible)