Across
- 3. The hottest toy of Christmas only Mr. Olympia can get his hands on.
- 5. Where Jack discovers Halloween isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
- 7. How Mr. Frommer says hi in the most American way.
- 9. What Tiny Tim can’t have.
- 12. The Great.
- 13. When the W should be a V.
- 14. The 2nd son.
Down
- 1. This cop just can’t seem to die on Christmas Eve.
- 2. The Christmas family that just can't seem to make it to Wally World.
- 4. The less-marketable version of Santa’s favorite holiday tune.
- 6. What Santa checks after running into "Karen".
- 8. A selfie taken by one of Santa’s little helpers
- 10. What Santa empties on Christmas Eve.
- 11. The name you scream when you realize you forgot your child.
