Across
- 2. The villain of the calendar.
- 3. The person who appears exactly when you’re on Facebook at work.
- 6. Free nightly concert no one bought tickets for.
- 8. The object you stub your toe on at 3 a.m.
- 9. The only thing holding Tuesday together.
- 11. A four-letter word we start every Monday and quit by Wednesday.
- 13. Stronger than family bonds when it’s working, heartbreaking when it’s not.
Down
- 1. The pile in the corner that judges you silently.
- 4. Fork’s cuddly cousin.
- 5. What you send instead of calling because talking is scary.
- 6. The thing we never get enough of, except in meetings.
- 7. A short trip to dreamland that feels way too short.
- 8. Liquid motivation that turns “don’t talk to me” into “good morning.”
- 10. The process of your back going out more than you do.
- 12. Circle of happiness, cut into triangles, eaten in squares.