Funny Riddles

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Across
  1. 3. What increases but never decreases?
  2. 4. I’m a large mammal. I live in the woods. In Viet Nam, I'm your boyfriend or your girlfriend.
  3. 6. When I eat, I live but when I drink, I die. Who am I?
  4. 8. What is the longest word in the English language?
  5. 9. What has three hands but only one face?
Down
  1. 1. What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
  2. 2. Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
  3. 5. They travel all over the world but end up in one corner. What are they?
  4. 7. Which months have the 28th day?
  5. 9. I can fly but have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?