GAFAW - Gillian's Annual Festive Amalgamation of Words 2016

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Across
  1. 1. Was bed and breakfast, now just...
  2. 4. Crystal lamp anyone?
  3. 5. Just one of Big G's grandchildren.
  4. 8. Ricki Lake?
  5. 10. In hot demand to be brought in as 'show and tell' at Merlin School.
  6. 11. Gillian's response when asked to smell something.
  7. 12. Big G's no.1 dance move.
  8. 17. Big G's favourite place to lose car keys whilst gathering c**p.
  9. 20. Response to bad crossword clue.
  10. 22. Potato product that does not exist in Wiltshire.
  11. 24. Patron of Darktown Poker Club.
  12. 26. Number of human figures on Columbine Cottage tapestry..
  13. 27. "Don't break the seal on that new deck of..."
Down
  1. 2. Cold plates?
  2. 3. Merlin?
  3. 6. The best way to eat rice
  4. 7. When all is nearly lost, this band of well-equipped ladies will stand alone in the final showdown against the Plymouth Brethren.
  5. 8. Gillian's preferred adjective.
  6. 9. Billie Piper?
  7. 13. Torquay Brotherhood.
  8. 14. Is that a leopard on your drive Big G?
  9. 15. Number of apple products owned by Big G.
  10. 16. How Big G's literary outputs have been unfairly categorised.
  11. 18. Push the red button.
  12. 19. Blanket of champions.
  13. 21. How many sugars?
  14. 23. Will Young?
  15. 25. Grayshott saw you coming, Melanie.