Geography

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Across
  1. 2. Why are mountains the funniest place to travel to? Because they're ____ areas! (4)
  2. 4. My friend told me he hates jokes about rocks. My _________ exactly. (9)
  3. 6. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in ______. (6)
  4. 7. What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a ___ ____. (3,4)
  5. 10. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both _____ sites. (5)
  6. 13. The city council wanted to knock down the clown museum. They couldn't because it was a __________ landmark. (10)
  7. 15. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just _______. (5)
  8. 19. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? ________. (8)
  9. 20. Teacher: What can you tell me about the ____ Sea? Student: I didn't even know it was sick! (4)
Down
  1. 1. Why do maps never win at poker? Because they always ____. (4)
  2. 3. The grumpy cartographer got kicked out of map-making club. They don't let anyone in who has a bad ________. (8)
  3. 5. A guy was trying to sell me some Ancient Eygptian monuments. It was a _______ scheme. (7)
  4. 8. It blows my mind that we only celebrate Earth day once a year, when we celebrate ______ every single week! (6)
  5. 9. What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount ________. (8)
  6. 11. I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of _____. (5)
  7. 12. A bully beat me up with a map of Belgium. He left me covered in ______. (6)
  8. 14. I have decided that for my holidays I am _____ go for a vacation to Africa. (5)
  9. 16. My wife knows a bunch of puns about American states, ______ later. (6)
  10. 17. Where do ______ go on vacation? Pear-is. (6)
  11. 18. My friend knows how to read maps better than anyone. He's a ______. (6)