Across
- 1. Vincent Pinner and Penny Warrender were these in 1983 (4,4,7)
- 4. What the snobby saleswoman in Pretty Woman made when she didn't serve Vivian (3,7)
- 6. Ironically the best man at Chris and Katie's wedding (6,4)
- 9. There was no catching Jof when he rode this (7,7)
- 10. Swansea City manager and inspiration for debut album by 62 Down (4,7)
- 11. She was 21 when Glen Campbell left here (9)
- 12. Cuddly toy named after a near disaster on an Amsterdam canal boat (5)
- 13. Alternative name for Jonathan's blanket (4,4)
- 16. What Tim and Jonathan spent the night the twin's were born watching at Wembley Stadium (7,5,4,4,4)
- 17. Treasurer of Abbeyfield House known for her tiny handwriting (6,7)
- 18. Jenny inexplicably cried when you gave her this for her birthday many years ago (4)
- 19. Mega fan of 50 Down and probably the most helpful woman in Wendover (3,7)
- 20. Grandad, Jenny and Chris were playing this when Tim and Jof bravely alerted them to a fire at 49 Down (5)
- 21. TV puppet who was briefly banned because Dentists were worried they encouraged children to displace their jaws (6,3,4)
- 27. An as yet unfinished maritime model (7,4,3)
- 28. Born in Windsor, Ontario, she moved to Wendover in 1964 (4,6)
- 29. The name of Michael Jackson's pet rat (3)
- 30. Jenny's maid of honour (7,4,6)
- 31. Jof unforgettably played one of these in Wendover Junior School production of Alice In Wonderland (8)
- 36. Chris was tricked into looking for this in the garden next to 49 Down (6)
- 38. Lord of the Manor in Wendover in the 1970's (6,4,5)
- 42. Christopher's feline pseudonym (7)
- 43. Barbie rival launched in 1963 as 'The Doll You Love To Dress' (5)
- 45. Cruel nickname the doctors gave to Jonathan due to his weight (8,3)
- 46. We found one of these in the courtyard one morning before school (3)
- 47. Occupant of 52 Festive Road (2,4)
- 48. Chelsea manager who left to manage England in 1996 (5,6)
- 51. You spend all day singing only to find this on the ground according to 22 Down (6)
- 52. You let Jonathan go to see this band in London with pinhead's sister and her boyfriend when he was 12 without seeming at all worried (7,4)
- 53. William Thacker says the readers of this will be relieved when Anna Scott says she would reconsider his proposal (5,3,5)
- 54. Where precisely you would have found Uncle Fred in Cornwall (7)
- 55. Fine gift and card shop that turned into The Raj (5,2,5)
- 56. AKA Granny and Grandad (6,3,4)
- 57. Keen gardener with two allotments who met his wife Veronica when they worked together at Kodak (5,7)
- 61. Nature reserve in a former chalk quarry in Pitstone (7,4)
- 63. Where we might find Audrey fforbes-Hamilton and Richard DeVere (10,5)
- 69. Cuddly toy belonging to Chris (7,3)
- 76. Marian and Philip still live down here (6,6)
- 79. Confidently guarantees to his customers that the price for his range of menswear is lower than any other retailer in the country (6,8)
- 80. Better known as 'The Sock Dance' (3,6,5)
- 81. Blew his nose on the tablecloth when Tim went round for tea (9,6)
- 82. A friend of Grandad's from university often confused with a songwriter from Fort Worth, Texas (5,6)
Down
- 2. If Jenny didn't do this, we wouldn't tease her (4)
- 3. She played Emma Neesome in Howard's Way (4,6)
- 5. Funny about peas (5,6)
- 7. Ivor works for them (3,9,3,3,9,3,11,7)
- 8. Toy consisting of a flocked backing board and felt shapes that Jof had in hospital when he had his ears done (5,4)
- 14. One of the reason's given to Jof for Grandad finishing with a third class honours degree (5,6)
- 15. We once mistook his dog for his mum when we went to pick Tim up (7,8)
- 18. Jackie Paper's ageless playmate (4,3,5,6)
- 22. You took Tim and Jonathan to this Liverpudlian folk troupe in Aylesbury (3,8)
- 23. They lived on 70 Down at Number 4 (8)
- 24. One of Granny's favourite cassette compilations for the car (9,4,2,5)
- 25. The old occupant of Number 8 Aylesbury Road (5,8)
- 26. Aunty Joan put an empty packet of these on her nose (7)
- 27. Where the wind was in relation to Bette Midler's wings (7)
- 32. Former manager of Brown & Merry in Wendover who went on to have his own estate agents (11,6)
- 33. Granny and Grandad's unfavourable description of their house in Southwold this year (6)
- 34. Cuddly toy named after long haired man who lived over the road in 76 Across (4,3)
- 35. Kathleen, Jenny and Suzie longed for them in 60 Down (5,4)
- 37. Long-serving GP in Wendover who established the Wendover Society (5,5)
- 39. Lovejoy's enthusiastic but dim witted assistant (4,9)
- 40. If you tried them you might like them (8,6)
- 41. Catholic Priest in the Dominican Church and son of Tony and Lin (7,9)
- 44. Caps lock on for Jof's French pen friend (7,10)
- 49. We lived here after we lived in 76 Across (6,5)
- 50. Seminal indie pop band formed by Jof and Peter Hobbs (3,3,5,6,2)
- 58. Garlic delicacy manufactured by Phileas Fogg (7,8)
- 59. A small hamlet located in the upper Swansea Valley whose name means "wild headland" (8)
- 60. Swiss Ski destination where we went on holiday (3,10)
- 62. Seminal indie pop band formed by Jof and Tim (7,6)
- 64. World's oldest barmaid, Parton or sheep (5)
- 65. A favourite manor house to stop over on the way to Uncle Fred for Granny and Grandad (8,5)
- 66. Great stalwart of many Wendover organisations including the Tennis & Squash Club (4,9)
- 67. Cousin Simon's favourite of Granny's desserts (7,5)
- 68. What did Jonathan not dip his fingers into despite owning up to it? (4,5)
- 70. Where our neighbours lived during the 80's and 90's (6,5)
- 71. The oldest of Sally and Peter's daughters (4,8)
- 72. Café owner and reluctant member of the French resistance (4,6)
- 73. Cuddly toy known for trickery and agility (6)
- 74. Darrell's boat (2,7)
- 75. Brother of Sue and Jane who lived on 70 Down at number 3 (3,6)
- 77. A cook in a pantry was doing this down in the country in a little house (6,3)
- 78. Cuddly toy known for loyalty and somersaults (5)