Across
- 5. a more confusing version of spades
- 6. 1, 3, 4, 10, 16, 43, 47, 52, 55, 60
- 8. resident chief of logic and laughter
- 9. not enough thanksgivings in the universe could decide who's best
- 10. pleasant music, unpleasant presence
- 13. so many covers to admire while on the toilet
- 15. the keyboard only plays one song
- 16. using two hands is cheating. do it anyway and still lose
- 17. slang name
Down
- 1. an ancient version of dominoes
- 2. best way to fall asleep
- 3. must be played every trip
- 4. birth name
- 7. go karts and arcade games in the middle of nowhere
- 11. historic home away from home now home
- 12. swing different, every time
- 14. I'd relish the opportunity to meet this colonel