Grandpa's Tall Tales(?)

5. Who saved Grandpa from having to pay for a broken window at school?
7. In the navy, Grandpa played several sports including rugby and volleyball; however, he was most fond of ______.
9. Did you know Grandpa is bilingual, he always says ________ ________ ________ in French, when dinner is ready.
12. It’s been said Grandpa has two speeds: ________ ________ and ________.
13. Grandpa fell off his motorcycle because he was ________.
14. A picture of which ship was Grandpa allowed to have over the fire place in the lounge for two years?
16. Grandpa had ‘shrapnel’ removed from his ________.
18. Grandpa’s nickname for Dianna growing up was ________ ________.
19. Grandpa called Mark’s first girlfriend ________ ________ because she was very thin.
22. What festive item did Grandpa’s boys steal for him from the mess?

1. Grandpa found a ________ ________ in his friend’s toolbox in Seylan.
2. Do you remember that time at ________ ________ where Ross fell in the dustbin?
3. Grandpa has an odd phobia, he is afraid of ________ .
4. Grandpa has spent countless hours in the garden with his hose at the ready, trying to shoot at any ________ that make the mistake of entering.
6. In fourteen-hundred and ninety-two, Columbus sailed the Ocean Blue. Not far behind him, Grandpa join the Navy in the year nineteen ________ ________.
8. “If you spill something I will hit you with the force of "________ ________”.
10. When sailing in the Philippines during a storm, a shark washed aboard Grandpa’s ship and activated the “________ ________ ________ ________” announcement.
11. Grandpa’s favourite treat when he visits Portsmouth, if Nan gives him his pocket money, is a nice order of ________ .
13. Name a ‘fish’ beginning with ‘w’.
15. A waitress in Abu Dhabi thought that Grandpa reminded her of her father because of his ________ old ________ .
17. One of Grandpa’s army colleagues had a serious accident. He lost his ________ in a hedge and had to have it sown back on.
20. Grandpa often boasts that he got bitten by an _______ when swimming in the sea off Malta.
21. Grandpa did what to help, after Nan and Dianna fell backwards on a park bench in Norway?
23. For Grandpa’s 80th birthday, Nick bought him a special present, he took him _______.