Across
- 3. Zilch in the midst of three points is Bing’s desire! (4)
- 5. Sidekick with crimson proboscis. (7)
- 9. Drive by dreaded by hapless secondary teachers. (10)
- 10. Your achievements are tasty. (5)
- 11. Sounds like Mr. Culleton has good judgement. He smells nice anyway. (12)
- 14. Devilish staffroom consortium! (3,3,3)
- 16. Risque after hesitation between two points! It’s what the inspectors are counting on. (8)
- 18. Measure of potassium provided by equine lover! (4)
- 22. Michael Noonan past, present and future! (7)
- 23. Coral tunes. (5)
- 24. ER in short. Little town on the French border. (9)
- 25. Play nines. Ask the girl who says aye! (5)
- 26. Attendance is all wrapped up. (8)
- 27. Cliff, Madonna and Green Day take time off. (8)
- 29. Loveliest fauna appraise your performance. (4, 10)
- 31. British pugilists love this day. (6)
- 33. This month’s speeches are fancy. (11)
- 37. Jumbled Russian leader is one of 400 billion. (4)
- 38. Country not celebrating Christmas. (6)
- 39. Spices things up at these times of the year. (7)
- 40. You should be airing flesh with your colleagues! (4, 7)
- 43. Check it twice or you may tilt! (4)
- 45. Waiting for Noonan and Howlin to say end vat. Some hope! (6)
- 48. Thrash em Mark! (7)
- 49. It ‘singed the moth’ according to Will. Watch both ends over the holidays! (6)
- 50. Precipitation darling for Santa’s journey. (8)
Down
- 1. 90.0000° N, 0.0000° W
- 2. Ancient benevolent despot. (9)
- 3. According to W.B. ‘a man whom Sorrow named his friend’. Less important guests who arrived empty handed! (8)
- 4. Following sulfur, Miss Minogue tries to stay on her feet. (5)
- 6. Mildly risqué words in the classroom! (8)
- 7. Nocturnal noiselessness. (6,5)
- 8. Garth didn’t make it to detention for teachers! (5, 4, 5)
- 12. Taint ivy at the birth. (8)
- 13. Grand instrument for this time of the year. (4)
- 15. J.C. keeps him secret! (5)
- 17. The other half has talons I hear. (8)
- 19. Stocking up time. (9, 3)
- 20. Santa’s little spy sounds like he’s stealing! (5)
- 21. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (4)
- 22. Quiet! It’s trendy to invest - Where many fish hoard (6,4)
- 28. Something afoot in pantomime. (5, 7)
- 30. A pointiest Christmas shrub. (10)
- 32. Fury around a note for this decorative ring. How grave!(6)
- 34. Norma and Niamh in Paraguay. Knees up! (5)
- 35. Their is war! Ice us Glib Hip..... (5, 5)
- 36. Santa’s SNAs. (7)
- 41. Pythagoras point of view is confused. How celestial! (6)
- 42. Any ewer will do at this party. (3,4)
- 44. Four + Y = ? (3)
- 46. First lady’s fifty little pointy men. (5)
- 47. Play around in year four. (3)
