Across
- 1. Zilch in the midst of three points is Bing’s desire! (4)
- 4. Thrash em Mark! (7)
- 5. It ‘singed the moth’ according to Will. Watch both ends over the holidays! (6)
- 9. Nocturnal noiselessness. (6,5)
- 12. Taint ivy at the birth. (8)
- 13. Their is war! Ice us Glib Hip..... (5, 5)
- 14. Cliff, Madonna and Green Day take time off. (8)
- 16. Garth didn’t make it to detention for teachers! (5, 4, 5)
- 18. ER in short. Little town on the French border. (9)
- 21. Jumbled Russian leader is one of 400 billion. (4)
- 23. Something afoot in pantomime. (5, 7)
- 28. First lady’s fifty little pointy men. (5)
- 29. Quiet! It’s trendy to invest - Where many fish hoard (6,4)
- 31. Santa’s SNAs. (7)
- 32. Fury around a note for this decorative ring. How grave!(6)
- 33. Four + Y = ? (3)
- 34. Check it twice or you may tilt! (4)
- 35. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (4)
- 36. Ancient benevolent despot. (9)
- 37. This month’s speeches are fancy. (11)
- 40. You should be airing flesh with your colleagues! (4, 7)
- 42. Michael Noonan past, present and future! (7)
- 43. Sidekick with crimson proboscis. (7)
- 45. Risque after hesitation between two points! What the inspectors are counting on. (8)
- 46. Santa’s little spy sounds like he’s stealing! (5)
- 47. Pythagoras point of view is confused. How celestial! (6)
- 48. Play nines. Ask the girl who says aye! (5)
- 50. Spices things up at these times of the year. (7)
Down
- 1. J.C. keeps him secret! (5)
- 2. Stocking up time. (9, 3)
- 3. Precipitation darling for Santa’s journey. (8)
- 6. Waiting for Noonan and Howlin to say vat end. Some hope! (6)
- 7. Any ewer will do for a party. (3,4)
- 8. Measure of potassium provided by equine lover! (4)
- 10. Country not celebrating Christmas. (6)
- 11. A pointiest Christmas shrub. (10)
- 15. Sounds like Mr. Culleton has good judgement. Smells nice anyway. (12)
- 17. Loveliest fauna appraise your performance. (4, 10)
- 19. Coral tunes. (5)
- 20. Grand instrument for this time of the year. (4)
- 22. Devilish staffroom consortium! (3,3,3)
- 24. Attendance is all wrapped up. (8)
- 25. Mildly risqué words in the classroom! (8)
- 26. 90.0000° N, 0.0000° W
- 27. Drive by dreaded by hapless secondary teachers. (10)
- 30. Play around in year four. (3)
- 38. The other half has talons I hear. (8)
- 39. British pugilists love this day. (6)
- 41. According to W.B. ‘a man whom Sorrow named his friend’. Less important guests who arrived empty handed! (8)
- 44. Norma and Niamh in Paraguay. Knees up! (5)
- 49. Your achievements are tasty. (5)
- 51. Following sulfur, Miss Minogue tries to stay on her feet. (5)
