Greetings From Lake Nipples

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Across
  1. 4. Burt & Delores' favorite show
  2. 7. It makes sex zesty
  3. 9. Elegant flavor of wang glaze
  4. 14. Hooch that destroys lives
  5. 15. Scenic drive
  6. 20. Sport that Randall plays and takes way too seriously
  7. 21. Cool place to "do it"
  8. 22. Patron saint of Lake Nipples
  9. 23. Best part of Esmerelda's bridesmaid gown
  10. 24. Esmerelda's employer
  11. 27. Oprah's cause of death
  12. 29. The local newspaper
  13. 31. Burt's minions
  14. 32. Lily's favorite food
  15. 34. Esmerelda's third grade teacher
  16. 35. Sexual pudding
Down
  1. 1. 19th century German philosopher that believed one should minimize their natural desires for the sake of achieving a more tranquil frame of mind and a disposition towards universal beneficence
  2. 2. Nipple cover
  3. 3. Burt's nemesis
  4. 5. Lily's hiding place
  5. 6. Tom's special purpose
  6. 8. Pioneer in the treatment of the criminally insane
  7. 10. NFT Titans
  8. 11. Sexy attire
  9. 12. Good for slapping
  10. 13. Lily inherited this from her mom
  11. 16. Tom's middle name
  12. 17. NFT contaminant
  13. 18. Grandma Tiffany's special meat
  14. 19. Main Street's friendly neighborhood pharmacy
  15. 25. Randall's pet name
  16. 26. Private club for old rich cunts
  17. 28. What happened to the Tashman's ham?
  18. 30. Filthy, dirty bitches
  19. 33. Toniest address in Lake Nipples