Across
- 3. Mommy pig ______ a pungent smell on Peppa’s breath
- 6. Peppa stunted her growth by sneaking whiskey into her bottle at the age of 6 months
- 7. whenever Peppa becomes inebriated, she usually goes online and writes a _______ about how much she hates George always saying “Dinosaur”
- 8. Peppa’s cheeks _______ with a ruddy red color after downing two bottles of Jack Daniels
- 9. Peppa keeps one of these at her bedside in case she has to puke after a nightly bottle of whiskey
- 11. Shel Silverstein had a lady think that things were _________ perfect, but not quite
Down
- 1. a synonym for buddy
- 2. the local jail is _________ Peppa until she pays a fine of 5000 pounds
- 4. many of Peppa’s items of _________ are stained from various time she drooled or barfed on herself
- 5. a cop does this every night to Peppa to make sure she doesn’t vandalize the city during one of her drunken rages
- 7. Peppa’s family members staged an intervention and forced her to join a local AA ________ (Alcoholics Anonymous)
- 9. Peppa is banned from going on ________ after she shoved Danny Dog’s dad out of one into the frigid lake waters
- 10. if you ask Peppa why she drinks, she sings the lyric: “Because I _______, dur dur dur dur dur.”