Across
- 4. Culinary expert on Indian food & spice levels
- 7. True explorer of Bieberach and Ingelheim
- 9. Has a great russian accent
- 10. Imports coffee illegally from his shady plantation
- 11. Cuts apples into cubes
- 12. Fitness & Obesity expert at the same time
- 13. Has a special place in their heart for Deutsche Bank and Bieber Accounting
- 14. An avid fan of thoracic imaging
Down
- 1. Extra point! Shady past involving oligarchs & motorcycles
- 2. Infernal last name
- 3. Oats, loafers, "hiptser"
- 4. Involved in shady sales to the US armed forces
- 5. Has a knack for yogurt on bread
- 6. Serious about tea and plants
- 8. Likes to blow trumpets in the office
- 13. Expert in gardening & African culture