Halloween

4. Why are _________ so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. (9)
5. Why was the cemetery chosen to be the perfect location to write a movie? Because it had great _____. (5)
9. Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt? It was just trying to be like its _____. (5)
11. What did the haunted _____ eat for dinner? Bam-boo! (5)
13. "The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough ________. (8)"
15. What do you call two witches who live together? __________. (10)
18. What's a witches favourite lesson at school? ________. (8)
19. A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a ______!” (6)
20. Why did the vampire puke after biting ______ _____? Because she had bad blood. (6,5)

1. What do vampires celebrate on the last Thursday of November? _____-______. (5,6)
2. What has two butts and kills people? An ________. (8)
3. What do prisoners use to call each other? ____ phones. (4)
6. What does a ______ vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!” (6)
7. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was ________ all day! (8)
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? _________. (9)
10. Why did the failed stand-up comedian become an axe murderer? Because he was a total ____. (4)
12. I am reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is gonna happen, I can ____ it. (4)
14. What sounds do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, ______, and pop. (6)
16. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? Because they have so much ______! (6)
17. Which boats are mostly used by vampires for traveling? Blood _______. (7)