Halloween Jokes Crossword

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  1. 2. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
  2. 5. How does a ghost patch his sheet? With a ________ patch!
  3. 7. How does a monster score a touchdown? He runs over the _______ line
  4. 9. What do witches put in their hair? _____ spray
  5. 11. Why did gravediggers put fences around graveyards? Because people are _____ to get in
  6. 13. What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
  7. 16. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
  8. 18. Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone? Because he was all ____ up
  9. 19. What is a skeletons favorite instrument? The __________
  10. 20. What is a witches favorite school subject?
  11. 23. What do you call it when you drop a pumpkin?
  12. 24. What is a ghouls favorite drink?
  13. 25. How do vampires get around on Halloween? With ________ vessels
  14. 26. What is it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the _______!
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  1. 1. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because ___ cleaners are to heavy
  2. 3. What do you call a monster chasing a train full of people?
  3. 4. What kind of key do you always take to a haunted house? _______ key
  4. 6. What did the Egyptian say when he got lost? I want my ______
  5. 8. What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
  6. 10. How does a ghost cry? ______ Hoo!
  7. 11. What kind of street do zombies like? _____ ends!
  8. 12. Why are vampires democrats? They want ______ in 2000
  9. 14. What type of dog do vampires like best?
  10. 15. What did the daddy ghost say to his ghost family on a drive? fasten your ____ belts
  11. 17. why do vampires need mouthwash? Because they have ______ breath
  12. 20. What does a ghost have for dessert? I-_______
  13. 21. Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He only one _____
  14. 22. Who did the zombie invite to his party? Anyone he could ____ up
  15. 23. What kind of sandwich does a vampire order at a restaurant? A ______ witch
  16. 24. What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don't ______ until your'e spooken to