Halloween Jokes Crossword

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  1. 2. What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don't ______ until your'e spooken to
  2. 3. why do vampires need mouthwash? Because they have ______ breath
  3. 4. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
  4. 7. How does a ghost cry? ______ Hoo!
  5. 8. Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone? Because he was all ____ up
  6. 11. What type of dog do vampires like best?
  7. 13. Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He only one _____
  8. 14. What did the Egyptian say when he got lost? I want my ______
  9. 15. What do you call a monster chasing a train full of people?
  10. 16. What kind of key do you always take to a haunted house? _______ key
  11. 18. What is a skeletons favorite instrument? The __________
  12. 19. Who did the zombie invite to his party? Anyone he could ____ up
  13. 20. What do you call it when you drop a pumpkin?
  14. 21. What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
  15. 22. How does a monster score a touchdown? He runs over the _______ line
  16. 23. Why are vampires democrats? They want ______ in 2000
  17. 24. What did the daddy ghost say to his ghost family on a drive? fasten your ____ belts
  18. 25. What kind of street do zombies like? _____ ends!
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  1. 1. What is it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the _______!
  2. 2. What do witches put in their hair? _____ spray
  3. 3. How do vampires get around on Halloween? With ________ vessels
  4. 5. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because ___ cleaners are to heavy
  5. 6. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
  6. 9. How does a ghost patch his sheet? With a ________ patch!
  7. 10. What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
  8. 12. What does a ghost have for dessert? I-_______
  9. 16. What is a witches favorite school subject?
  10. 17. Why did gravediggers put fences around graveyards? Because people are _____ to get in
  11. 20. What is a ghouls favorite drink?
  12. 24. What kind of sandwich does a vampire order at a restaurant? A ______ witch