Across
- 3. Who you'd call if there was something strange in your neighbourhood (12)
- 5. "Ya like ____?" -Jerry Seinfeld (4)
- 8. The art of two men piercing each other with elongated cones (8)
- 9. The only artist who was both mindblowing and mindblown. (4,6)
- 10. One who can make a face anew... for a price. (7,8)
- 12. Turn of phrase that means "I leave it all upto chance." (4,2,3,4)
- 16. What it means to never give someone up, never let someone down. (8)
- 17. What soldiers fought in during World War I. (8)
- 18. The onomatopoeia of footsteps in the rain. (6,6)
- 19. Draws to three at twelve and shoots six 44's. Clint Eastwood's favourite. (8)
Down
- 1. What your neck experiences without support upon sudden braking. (8)
- 2. Somehow not related to nails, but skin. (8)
- 4. Sounds like me and tastes spicy. Well, spicier. (8)
- 6. "We can't have McDonald's. The _____ machine is broken." (4,5)
- 7. Surprisingly 90% of afflicted cases are not tennis players. (6,5)
- 11. "Surely you're not serious." "I am, and don't call me ____." (7)
- 13. Can either refer to the police or a ball of fluff. (4)
- 14. To succeed at the most crucial moment (6)
- 15. Fancy way to say "a name". (12)
- 20. A Homerian adventure, but not a Simpsonian one. (7)