Across
- 3. A humorous and/or untrustworthy person
- 4. Memorable gin we bought at Sarah's
- 7. The result of a bunch of nerds sticking together
- 8. Bread worth the long drive
- 12. Distilled vanilla extract made by pirates, for pirates
- 13. My favorite thing that you cook that shows me you love me so very much
- 14. 9/11 survivor who, although she was at a safe distance, suffered permanent hearing loss from the attack
- 16. I still can't believe you trusted me to buy our _____.
- 17. Abbrev. for most fucked up part of my face
- 20. Literary haven where we recently spotted a good cat
- 21. Served on our Talula tasting menu with avocado and something crispy
- 23. Trip where we met a pedophile-at-large
- 25. Two people in our lives who are prolific killers of domesticated animals (in alphabetical order)
- 26. medicinal plant/your old roommate
- 30. Jukebox hero, he's got bombs in his eyes
- 31. A prominent opponent of the Anti-Ta-Tas Movement
- 32. if you were a trivia gay who also loves sugar substitutes, you'd be a ______ gay.
- 35. Movie I must never watch again, please don't let me , no matter what please don't let me watch it
- 36. Trans man who plotted to break us up
- 38. Our most recent excuse for drinking
- 39. The only ginger cuter than you
Down
- 1. Tasty yellow currency, especially for gambling
- 2. Author whose book you told Dan Spencer I wanted to throw out the window
- 3. Henry/Sawyer
- 5. My favorite thing that you bake that shows me you love me so very much
- 6. Ancient monster that provides gourmet breakfast pastries
- 9. Thing we have too much of yet not enough of
- 10. Lately, we often throw these at each other
- 11. Where we had the best wings ever
- 15. How you recently told me you can tell I'm walking down the hall after work
- 18. Aspect of my car maintenance you've really taken ownership of
- 19. Final number in a crucial sequence
- 22. Surprisingly delicious ice cream mix-in
- 24. Woman whose email you permanently broke during a recent visit to her home
- 27. Featured heavily and heavily spray-tanned in one of our favorite movies (abbrev.)
- 28. After Execute, only 108 _____ left
- 29. Did we stop playing this because you started beating me at it? Hm...
- 30. What a baby is crafted from as Michelangelo crafted David from marble
- 33. What made my car very stinky (most recently)
- 34. Actual medical term devised by Dr. Owen
- 35. company that supported our early cooking routines
- 37. If our two favorite Mario Kart characters combined their names
- 38. Why we keep the closet door shut