Across
- 2. Monday afternoon torture
- 3. Poirot's canine competition
- 5. Meow Meow
- 7. Yoko Ono's future assistant
- 10. Chinatown staple
- 13. Pippa's consoling words on Christmas Eve
- 15. "Living on a froo froo _______"
- 17. "____ macht Kinder froh"
- 18. Right turn on a horsey-back ride
- 19. IPS goddess
Down
- 1. Sick day demand
- 4. Bathroom party location
- 6. Would-be 30th birthday party performer
- 8. "Nice ____ place." (Condo quip)
- 9. Great-Uncle Louis's vegetable of choice
- 11. Finish to a birthday meal
- 12. Game played on Parke lake
- 14. Dream profession
- 15. Halloween costume instead of Gretl
- 16. Only color of food eaten in first year