Across
- 5. Best speed skater in Robert Crown history
- 7. Park across the street from MoHo estate
- 9. Allows for up to 12 weeks of unpaid, job-protected leave per year
- 11. Evanston City Manager 2009-2019
- 13. Evanston
- 14. Small, unloved fish that inspired an annual outing
- 15. Favorite Evanston Brewery
- 17. wrestling manager and rubber band model
- 20. “That guy’s a douchebag”
- 22. Evanston Judge and Alderman for Life
- 23. Evanston arts organization with affinity for collective choking efforts
- 24. If Crate & Barrel served breakfast
- 26. Iconic Ann Arbor deli
- 27. George Michael’s Scolari
- 29. Towing service that “doesn’t charge women or children”
- 30. Miami University changed its mascot because the old one was _____
- 31. Attire of insane visitor of YMCA Spin Class
- 32. Ronnie’s Cheer
- 34. Evanston’s Right-wing America-First Cover Band: Lee _____ Beach
- 38. A guy who thinks he’s fly. See also: buster
- 40. Artist who leads the Bird Machine
- 41. Delicious bourbon and cider drink
- 43. Mid-Game pastime of Dave Parker, Earl Weaver, and Keith Hernandez
- 45. Former Cincinnati Mayor turned Talk Show Host
- 46. Cardinals pitcher who led the National League in wins in 2001
Down
- 1. Dempster Auto Rebuilder’s fishing expert
- 2. center of the universe
- 3. Only Fab Five member not to play in the NBA
- 4. Time and Glass benefactor
- 6. Evanstonian of Police Academy and SNL fame
- 8. Proper attire for purchasing chips
- 10. Prospect HS Alum and star of Scarecrow and Mrs. King
- 12. Compilation Album Label
- 13. Matt was once mugged for this amount of money
- 14. Han, Hope, and Cup family
- 16. best baseball player from Mount Prospect, IL
- 17. Jefferson Park home of the Taste of Polonia Festival
- 18. “____ guy hears..”
- 19. Evanston’s now-defunct “Potbelly Noir” bar
- 21. Store that brought the world’s least effective paper bag handles
- 24. Hoopestown mascot
- 25. National chain pub that now does dry cleaning
- 28. Burger provider for Matt’s 40th
- 33. preferred pants of Joey Buttafuoco
- 35. Annie, Oliver, or a Centralia High Schooler
- 36. Architecturally significant Burger King
- 37. it’s the sauce
- 39. Matt’s highly entertaining, comical alter-ego
- 42. Mork’s home planet
- 43. Our neighborhood
- 44. where barbed wire was first patented
