Across
- 1. Get Fit
- 7. Melon's best partner
- 8. A Cat who likes to take walks
- 9. The "proper" way to make pasta
- 10. It used to be brown
- 11. Basho's Juxtapositions
- 12. Coffee
- 15. Martin Mull helped it live up to it's name
- 17. JD and Turk
- 18. Provided sugar fixes to Orange students
- 20. A Sight to behold, made by Dodge
- 21. Mom couldn't serve melon without it
- 22. Moroccan Farmers' Market
- 23. Major work
- 24. Keeper of your high school mugshot
- 28. Where Amy Gold stalked Bruce
- 29. Fair & Square John
- 30. Something a son shouldn't have to offer his mother
Down
- 2. D.C. driver to the stars
- 3. Deglet, Noor, Honey, Medjool
- 4. Don't look down at the busses from these mountains
- 5. A city in New York or Sicily
- 6. Derrygally Prevaricator
- 7. Keeper of the family jewels
- 13. When Nunnsie would lose it
- 14. Uncle Dave
- 16. Victims of salad thievery
- 19. Guissepina Sapienza
- 24. Masked Thief
- 25. He hovered over Norma's dorm room
- 26. Son of a Duck
- 27. Kitty Dinners