Across
- 3. Uncle Dave
- 5. Masked Thief
- 6. The "proper" way to make pasta
- 7. Son of a Duck
- 8. Coffee
- 9. He hovered over Norma's dorm room
- 12. Moroccan Farmers' Market
- 14. Keeper of your high school mugshot
- 15. Guissepina Sapienza
- 16. Basho's Juxtapositions
- 17. When Nunnsie would lose it
- 18. Fair & Square John
- 20. Victims of salad thievery
- 21. Derrygally Prevaricator
- 23. JD and Turk
- 24. D.C. driver to the stars
- 25. Get Fit
- 27. Kitty Dinners
- 28. Deglet, Noor, Honey, Medjool
Down
- 1. A Sight to behold, made by Dodge
- 2. Keeper of the family jewels
- 4. Provided sugar fixes to Orange students
- 8. Major work
- 10. A Cat who likes to take walks
- 11. Mom couldn't serve melon without it
- 13. Martin Mull helped it live up to it's name
- 18. Something a son shouldn't have to offer his mother
- 19. Melon's best partner
- 22. A city in New York or Sicily
- 26. It used to be brown